Oh, the horror! The humanity! Early today, the government shutdown went into effect , bringing the whole world crashing down. Everything that went wrong today must have been caused by the shutdown! I shutter to see what exactly happened.
The whole government probably did not report for work. Chaos, anarchy! Wait, what? 80% of the federal government actually reported to work today?
I guess they must all be doing important things, like putting barricades around open air national monuments so people who usually can go to it unsupervised 24x7 cannot go to it when the government is closed? Or try to close bike routes used for bike commuting around DC?
Maybe we just need to shutdown perfectly functioning websites with a message that the government is closed?
Or maybe, just maybe, this might be a manufactured crisis in order to push one side's or another's agenda with squabbling and petty disdain that the Legislative and Executive Branches have for the American people to receive the services taxes are paid on. We have elected a politicians who are such ideologues on the left and right that they refuse to compromise/find middle ground because of the fear of a primary challenge from someone even more extreme in their party. The political process is so broken right now that it may be time for a moderate third party, one who respects the rights and pocketbooks of the American people to sweep in and finally restore the government back to the people, as opposed to the special interests the left and right wings of the Republocrat party.